Funny Opinion Quotes
These funny quotations illustrate the humor in opinions themselves.
"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner. Doomed eh? |
"You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions." |
"There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it" |
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." |
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too." |
"A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion" |
"My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard" |
"Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves." |
"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves." |
"If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve" |
"I must respect the opinions of others even if I disagree with them" |
"Three Spaniards, four opinions" |