Statistics and Research Quotes
Ahhh, the power of statistics and market research! Feel their wrath as you read these quotes.
"Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate." |
"Advertising people who ignore research are as dangerous as generals who ignore decodes of enemy signals." |
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of large research staff to study the problem." |
"The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment." |
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." |
"Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and to think what nobody else has thought." |
"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks" |
"In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies." |
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people ho have the most live the longest" |
"There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and kind you make up." |
"The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo." |
"A judicious man uses statistics, not to get knowledge, but to save himself from having ignorance foisted upon him." |